I’m writing this with a heavy hangover, so please excuse my tone today as I’ve had 4 hours sleep because of a stupid 9am meeting, so the early bird that catches the worm can go and get royally fucked by a seagull today.

Anyway that aside, rumours have it that Ashley Roberts was seen cosying up to David Beckham’s offspring at the Brits after party.

High fives to Brooklyn this really is goal of the season, being that she is drop dead gorgeous, an older woman at 35 (18 years older than him) and she was a pussycat doll – which means her legs can bend in ways a horny 17 year can only imagine.

Apparently Ashley had dibs on him from the off, she made her agent introduce them, (celebrities don’t need tinder they just make their agents swipe left or right) then once introductions were made Brooklyn had a one way ticket to poontang valley. 

An insider says ‘when she approached him he jumped out of his seat to talk to her and they chatted for 30 mins as Ashley tried to get Brooklyn to dance by showing him some her dance moves’

‘At one point Ashley was mouthing the lyrics to the song playing to Brooklyn, who by this time had a huge smile on his face’.

I really don’t know what swung it for Ashley maybe it was this brilliant piece of fashion, the oversize coat is a thing now…


Written by Dan Lazard

Here to expose the weirdness on the internet. Presenter for Discovery Science & Trending News Blogger. My views are my own. Check out the blog on FomoDan

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