Dave Chappelle made his television come back last night in a hilarious monologue about the presidential elections. Some of his one liners were controversial but hilarious in true Chappelle style.

‘You know, I didn’t know Donald Trump was going to win… I did suspect it,’ Chappelle said to start his lengthy segment.

‘I know the whites, you guys aren’t as full of surprises as you used to be.

‘But America’s done it, we’ve finally elected an internet troll as President.

‘And white people were furious, Never seen anything like it. Haven’t seen whites this mad since the OJ verdict.’

‘I haven’t seen this before… I watched a white riot in Portland, Oregon, the other night. The news said they did a million dollars worth of damage, all the black people were watching like, “amateurs”.’

He also commented on Black Lives Matters –

‘Why do we have to say that black lives matter?’ the comedian asked the crowd.

‘Now I admit that is not the best slogan. But McDonald’s already took, “You deserve a break today”.

‘And I guess it’s kind of catchy because everyone else is biting it. Even the police bite it. “Blue lives matter”.

‘What, was you born a police? That is not a blue life, it’s a blue suit. You don’t like it? Take that blue suit off, find a new job.’

Chappelle then teamed up with Chris Rock for the opening skit of the night, which was staged in a living room with four white people and two black people watching the election night results together.

Chappelle and Rock skewered their white friends in the skit as they gradually came to the realisation Trump was winning the election, and tried to justify how the Republican pulled it off.

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I’m just saying now Dave Chappelle for 2020… here’s the full monologue from Dave Chappelle.

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Written by Dan Lazard

Here to expose the weirdness on the internet. Presenter for Discovery Science & Trending News Blogger. My views are my own. Check out the blog on FomoDan

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