Whilst most of the world despairs at one of the biggest upsets in the history of politics, we take a look at what the first 1oo days will look like for Donald Trump and all the absurd policies he said he is set to install.

Well first things first Donald will not be officially the president until January when Obama hands over and releases the powers to him… When the powers are handed over, Donald will be more powerful than Obama ever was (scary, right?) as the republicans hold more seats in Senate, Congress, House and Supreme Court. That’s like giving a serial killer a knife and saying do something with it.


So with all this power will he finally build that wall he’s been banging on about all year?

Well the first thing he’s promised to do is erase all things reminiscent of Obama including Obamacare and working on America’s foreign policy, immigration laws, trade deals, and building that bloody wall.

Trump promised to rid America of over 2 million illegal immigrants and what’s even worse is if the countries they originate from refuse to take them, then Donald will refuse anyone to come to America from that country… and on top of that any illegal immigrant caught trying to come to America twice will be sent to prison… This man really does mean business.


He’s also promised to remove any current trade deals and has said he will refuse to listen to Nato or defend them if they come under attack – which has led to political scientists to predict western disintegration.

So apart from deporting and imprisoning illegal immigrants, getting rid of Obamacare and shaking up any trade deals everything else will be hunky dory… oh he’s also promised to ‘knock the hell out of ISIS’, so there is always a bright side to these things.

What The Donald’s taught us is, to succeed in life you just need to go out there and grab the world by the pussy.



Written by Dan Lazard

Here to expose the weirdness on the internet. Presenter for Discovery Science & Trending News Blogger. My views are my own. Check out the blog on FomoDan


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