Britain is about to be overcome with the STD plague! Thousands of Harlequin Ladybirds are jumping ship and venturing across the pond to riddle us senseless of their STD’s.

These naughty little things carry laboulbeniales fungal disease which they pass on through mating and when infected they start showing a yellow type of fungus between the male or females legs and body.


Scientists are worried that the strong toxins that it carries could be wiping out huge numbers. Since these bad boys rocked up in 2004, conservation experts have noticed at 30 percent drop in the two-spotted ladybird.

Dr Peter Brown, of Anglia Ruskin University in Cambridge, told the Sun: “The harlequin is a generalist predator which is having a damaging effect on native species across Europe.”

Wow sounds like they need to keep it in their pants!! Now lets look at these two dirty birdies mating because its fun…




Written by Dan Lazard

Here to expose the weirdness on the internet. Presenter for Discovery Science & Trending News Blogger. My views are my own. Check out the blog on FomoDan

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