Michael Orchard from New York sprang into action when you most needed him, being the true hero that he is, Michael saw his neighbours house was on fire and their poor dog was trapped inside, decided to smash through a glass door and rescue the mut.

After realising that no one was impressed by his heroic actions he asked himself the question, why is everyone mad at me, including the Police? Well i would hate to be the person to break it to you Michael after doing such a good deed… but Michael the fire wasn’t real and the dog wasn’t in danger until you came bursting through the door like a man on drugs.

Oh wait, well that explains it mixing cough mixture with LSD is probably not the best thing  and makes you do stupid things like causing criminal damage and kidnapping your neighbours pet.

“Troopers found an individual standing in the middle of the roadway with a large white dog,” Trooper Mark Cepiel told local news outlets.

Police found him standing ‘heroically’ with the dog in his arms when they arrived at the scene. They say he admitted to mixing LSD with cough medicine.

“He believed that the residence was on fire and he was rescuing the dog,” said Trooper Mark Cepiel

Trooper Cepiel added that the suspect was “not a cat burglar” and peacefully handed over the dog to officers.


Michael is on a $15,0000 bail and will appear in court in the next week. Goes to show you guys, don’t overdo it on the cough medicine.


Written by Dan Lazard

Here to expose the weirdness on the internet. Presenter for Discovery Science & Trending News Blogger. My views are my own. Check out the blog on FomoDan

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